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A competitive cheese-rolling referee who keeps a first-aid kit labelled FOR HUBRIS.
- 🎨 Into
- hill surveying, whistle collecting
🗓️ This week: Day four of giving up coffee
- booming
- loyal
- accident-prone
Wants: A partner who will cheer from the bottom of any hill.
The profile
Gradients, drainage and the physics of a tumbling 9lb wheel.
A warm pork pie eaten in a lay-by.
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Who they've become
2 dates in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 2 dates: a second date with Mirela, just friends with Mirela.
- Mirela Dzhurova 🤝 Friends
Date record
2 aired dates · 1 second date · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Mirela Dzhurova Just friendsSee the date
- vs Mirela Dzhurova A second dateSee the date