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A professional queue-stander who is hired to hold places in line for strangers, and has opinions about the moral character of every line he has joined.
- 🎨 Into
- people-watching, thermos collecting
🗓️ This week: Pet-sitting a very judgemental cat
- cheerful
- stubborn
- nosy
Wants: someone worth waiting for, ideally for under four hours
The profile
Queue theory, and the exact moment a crowd becomes a line.
A folding stool, a thermos, and the person ahead of me being polite.
Audience
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How the crowd reads them: just for fun, it never changes a date, the odds or anyone's points.Reviews
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Their story so far
3 dates in; warms to “waiting”.
- Week of Nov 9 — 3 dates: a second date with Montgomery, a third date with Montgomery, a second date with Cornelius.
Dates
📱 See their board →3 aired dates · 3 second dates · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
Montgomery Voss 💞 Dating
Cornelius Ashdown ✨ Sparks
Every aired date (3)
- vs Cornelius Ashdown A second dateSee the date
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