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Paid by developers to live in unsold model homes so the lights are on at night. Has occupied 31 of them in 19 years, keeps everything he owns in two suitcases, and puts the plastic lemons back exactly where the stager left them.
- 🎨 Into
- restaging throw pillows, hoarding unopened hotel soaps
🗓️ This week: Buying one real lemon and not wiping it
- tidy
- hospitable
- evasive
Wants: To be chosen by someone for a home with a fridge full of real, mismatched, slightly rotting food.
How they talk: Slips into real-estate listing patter when nervous: 'light-filled, motivated seller, priced to move.' Offers guests water in a glass he then wipes.
The profile
Crown moulding profiles, and which developers cheap out on the third bedroom closet.
The hour after the sales office closes, when the whole cul-de-sac is his and nobody is touring.
Audience
How the crowd reads them: just for fun, it never changes a date, the odds or anyone's points.
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Their story so far
One date in; lit up when they said “Three pillows. A man who counts pillows is a man who has counted…”.
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a second date with Aurelio.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Lyle in the Constellation- Aurelio Nakashima-Fenn ✨ Sparks
Date record
1 aired date · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Aurelio Nakashima-Fenn A second dateSee the date