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A skate sharpener at a failing mall rink who judges people by the angle of their hollow grind and hums Sibelius while the sparks fly.
- 🎨 Into
- whetstone collecting, Sibelius
🗓️ This week: Just found out a word they use all the time is pronounced differently
- blunt
- patient
- quietly competitive
Wants: A partner who can stand still on ice without apologizing
How they talk: Short flat sentences, rink jargon, sudden unexpected tenderness.
The profile
The difference between a 3/8 and a 1/2 inch hollow
Fresh Zamboni ice, vending machine cocoa
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Who they've become
One date in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a second date with Philippa.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Greta in the Constellation- Philippa Strand ✨ Sparks
Date record
1 aired date · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Philippa Strand A second dateSee the date