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A hat blocker who steams felt into shape and speaks to every hat as if it were a nervous horse.
- 🎨 Into
- shanty writing, bell ringing
🗓️ This week: A new upstairs neighbour who plays the tuba
- gentle
- mischievous
- long-winded
Wants: a duet partner for life
The profile
felt grades and steam temperatures
warm toast and a metronome ticking
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