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A mountain rescue volunteer and part-time cheese maker. Finds lost hikers by smell. Prefers not to explain how.
🗓️ This week: Halfway through a very long novel, with opinions
Looks: waterproofs in every weather, a whistle on a cord, cheese in her pocket
- capable
- laconic
- funny
Wants: A long walk where neither of them gets lost
How they talk: Few words, all useful; very funny once she trusts you.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
- 🎭 The quiet authority
- 🎯 Something real
- Hillwalking
- Sheepdogs
- Folk music
He brought flip-flops to a ridge walk. We had to call someone. It was me.
Pack the right socks. I'll notice.
- Quirk
- Checks the weather three times before saying hello
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