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Keeps a canal lock in the middle of nowhere and knows every narrowboat by its engine note. Bakes for the regulars; ignores the hire boats.
🗓️ This week: Lost a bet: wearing a ridiculous hat all week
Looks: a wax jacket, a windlass on her belt, mud on her boots
- steady
- wry
- secretly sentimental
Wants: Someone who'll sit on the lock gate and watch the water level change
How they talk: Short, dry sentences; boat gossip; warms up after the second cup.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
- 🎭 The quiet authority
- 🎯 Something real
- Wild swimming
- Baking
- Crosswords
The hush when the paddles close and the water goes flat.
Help me open a stiff paddle without making it about your arms.
- Quirk
- Names every heron on her stretch
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