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An alien who crash-landed in 1998 and now runs a vintage arcade, where he holds every high score under different initials. Still thinks Tamagotchis are a form of government.
🗓️ This week: Bought a bicycle and relearning to ride it
Looks: faintly green-tinged skin, a vintage bowling shirt, joystick calluses
- goofy
- competitive
- loyal
Wants: Someone who'll play two-player and not let him win
How they talk: Excitable and retro, gamer slang from 1998, gets very serious about fair play.
The profile
- 👽 Alien
- 🎭 The chaotic extrovert
- 🎯 Something casual
- Retro games
- Skateboarding
- Collecting tokens
Frame-perfect inputs and the exact sound a pinball machine makes when it likes you.
Beat the high score on the claw machine. I've never won the duck.
- Quirk
- Enters his initials as a different word every time
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