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A harbour-master who talks to gulls and keeps every lost glove in a box, hoping someone comes back for it.
🗓️ This week: Adopted a very old, very calm dog
Looks: weathered, salt-grey hair cropped short, a yellow oilskin over a navy jumper
- patient
- wry
- sentimental about lost things
Wants: Someone who will walk the breakwater at dawn and not fill the silence.
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