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Night-shift tide-table compiler who narrates his commute to a houseplant.
- 🎨 Into
- tide tables, houseplants
🗓️ This week: Took up birdwatching; one pigeon so far
- earnest
- fussy
- warm
Wants: A person who finds punctual tides romantic.
How they talk: Formal, over-explains, apologises for it.
The profile
Spring tides and lunar nodes.
First sip of tea at 4am.
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