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Municipal pigeon census taker who keeps a spreadsheet of every bird he has named and is quietly furious about the 2019 recount.
- 🎨 Into
- birdsong transcription, laminating
🗓️ This week: Cooking every recipe in one cookbook
- meticulous
- wounded-pride
- secretly romantic
Wants: A partner who will listen to the full recount story and say he was right
The profile
Flock counting methodology and plumage morphs
A clean clipboard and a warm bench at 6am
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Who they've become
One date in; still figuring out what it wants.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: just friends with Philomena.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Anselm in the Constellation- Philomena Strutt 👋 Just met
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Philomena Strutt Just friendsSee the date