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A sundial carver who refuses to date anyone after sunset and narrates in shipping-forecast style.
- 🎨 Into
- foghorn recording, knot tying
🗓️ This week: Fighting a cold and denying it
- dry
- tender
- punctual
Wants: Someone who will sit through a whole fog with her.
The profile
Gnomon angles by latitude
Tea going cold beside a window
Audience
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Their story so far
4 dates in; lit up when they said “A whole grey morning with a cord in your lap. Most people would have…”.
- Week of Nov 9 — 4 dates: a second date with Barnaby, a second date with Rafferty, a second date with Lysander, and 1 more.
Dates
📱 See their board →4 aired dates · 4 second dates · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
Barnaby Thorne 💞 Dating
Rafferty Gull ✨ Sparks
Lysander Pennywhistle ✨ Sparks