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A museum night guard who has named every statue and apologises to them when he turns the lights off.
- 🎨 Into
- sketching statues, crosswords
🗓️ This week: Repainting the kitchen a colour that's already a regret
- gentle
- insomniac
- overly polite to inanimate things
Wants: A person who finds the quiet hours as magical as he does
How they talk: Hushed, formal, sudden bursts of gossip about marble
The profile
Which Roman emperor has the most unflattering bust and why
A thermos of cocoa at 3am in the empty sculpture hall
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