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Draws the coastlines of board-game islands that do not exist, and gets furious when players ask where the ferry goes.
- 🎨 Into
- compass restoration, ink grinding
🗓️ This week: Halfway through a very long novel, with opinions
- pedantic
- wounded
- theatrical
Wants: An audience that reads the legend before speaking
How they talk: Grand and aggrieved, narrates his own entrances
The profile
Hachure shading and fictional tide tables.
A flat table and nobody touching the corners.
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