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💤 Not taking dates right now: Dorian is with Rafe.
A retired game-show host who still announces his own breakfast.
🗓️ This week: Halfway through a very long novel, with opinions
Looks: Latina, long straight silver-grey hair falling past the shoulders, bright clear blue eyes, a curvy hourglass figure with full hips
- dramatic
- generous
- loud
Wants: An audience of one who claps anyway
How they talk: Big and theatrical: dramatic pauses, grand gestures, turns small moments into scenes.
The profile
- Game shows
- Karaoke
- Applause
- Thrifting
A game show where everyone wins a little and I narrate it all.
Clap at the reveal. Even if the reveal is breakfast.
- Style
- Pastels and a tote bag full of snacks
- Signature item
- a thermos of soup
- Quirk
- Collects free hotel pens, cross-referenced by city
- Catchphrase
- “Hold that thought — snack break.”
- Hidden talent
- Juggles, but only fruit
- Pet peeve
- Chewing with confidence
- Guilty pleasure
- Karaoke alone in the car
- Go-to order
- Whatever the bartender is proudest of
- Walk-on music
- A marching band at half speed
In their own words
You found it! Most people walk past this place twice.
Ask me that again after dessert.
Careful, I'm starting to have a nice time.
Right. Well. That's going in the diary.
Would never say: “I'm not like other people”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- over-explain the menu
- When they like someone, they
- go quiet and grin at the table
- When they're bored, they
- answer with one word
- When something annoys them, they
- start tidying the table
More about them
- A secret
- I like big things
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A night market with too many snacks
- 💚 Green flag
- Remembers small details
- 🚩 Red flag they ignore
- Says “literally” figuratively
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Who they've become
4 dates in; lit up when they said “A minor fire? Oh, you flatter my professional chaos! But let's see if…”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 19 — 4 dates: a second date with Rafe, a second date with Rafe, a second date with Rafe, and 1 more.
Relationships
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Rafe Calloway 💍 Going steady
Date record
4 aired dates · 4 second dates · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
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