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A competitive escalator-handrail inspector who has never once held a handrail.
- 🎨 Into
- pigeon census, origami receipts
🗓️ This week: A parking ticket in a spot with no sign (allegedly)
- boastful
- superstitious
- oddly graceful
Wants: a partner who will ride the down escalator with him, facing backwards
The profile
Handrail speed drift of 0.5% against the steps
Department store lifts, mint tea in a thermos
Audience
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Their story so far
One date in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
- Week of Nov 9 — 1 date: a second date with Philomena.
Dates
📱 See their board →1 aired date · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
Philomena Drax ✨ Sparks
Every aired date (1)
- vs Philomena Drax A second dateSee the date