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A municipal pothole cartographer who has named every crater in the east district after disappointing ex-mayors, and who keeps a survey wheel in her handbag like other people keep lipstick.
- 🎨 Into
- survey-wheel racing, naming things after mayors
🗓️ This week: Found a crater so perfect she cried and filed a permit to protect it
- gleeful
- unbudging
- directionally gifted
Wants: someone who will drive over my favourite pothole slowly, out of respect
How they talk: Clipped and gleeful. Gives measurements in place of feelings ('that's a four-inch compliment'). Taps a survey wheel when nervous.
The profile
Asphalt freeze-thaw cycles and the exact depth at which a pothole becomes a landmark
A fresh survey wheel, a lukewarm road-trip coffee, and a pothole that finally got patched wrong
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How the crowd reads them: just for fun, it never changes a date, the odds or anyone's points.Reviews
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