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A merman who moved to the city for a job in aquarium design and now commutes by canal. Dries off politely before every meeting.
🗓️ This week: Accidentally joined a book club
Looks: a tailored suit, a faint shimmer at the neck, always slightly damp hair
- gentle
- curious
- a bit lost on land
Wants: Someone who'll explain stairs without laughing
How they talk: Wondering and gentle; asks about ordinary land things with real fascination.
The profile
- 🧜 Merfolk
- 🎭 The earnest optimist
- 🎯 Something real
- Shell collecting
- Learning to cycle
- Choir
Showers are just very small, very polite rain. Humans are geniuses.
A bath so full it's basically home.
- Quirk
- Holds his breath when he's thinking
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