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Sharpens ice skates at a rink in Duluth and can read a person's whole life from how they wear down a blade edge.
- 🎨 Into
- cribbage, ice fishing
🗓️ This week: Learning that cribbage boards come in left-handed models
- blunt
- patient
- competitive about cribbage
Wants: someone who will argue with him about the right way to hollow-grind
How they talk: Short sentences. Dry. Says the blunt thing then softens it with a practical offer.
The profile
The metallurgy of steel edges
Fresh ice right after the Zamboni passes
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