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An archive mould specialist who photographs spores at dawn, whispers Latin species names when nervous, and sleeps beside a very old, very calm dog named Barnaby.
- 🎨 Into
- spore photography, reading-room etiquette
🗓️ This week: Teaching Barnaby the dog to sit still near a dehumidifier
- gentle
- fussy
- secretly romantic
Wants: A partner who will sit quietly with him in a damp basement and call it a date.
How they talk: Soft, precise, apologises to objects; murmurs Latin species names when nervous.
The profile
Notice the one spot of foxing on my sleeve-cuff receipt and say nothing.
Dehumidifiers that stop humming mid-sentence.
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Who they've become
One date in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a second date with Ludovic.
- Ludovic Brack ✨ Sparks
Date record
1 aired date · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Ludovic Brack A second dateSee the date