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Restores lighthouses up and down a cold coast for a living and talks to the lamps when nobody's listening. Moves into a town for six months, fixes its light, and leaves before anyone learns her birthday.
- 🎨 Into
- Karaoke, Night swimming, Thrifting
🗓️ This week: Adopted a very old, very calm dog
Looks: Caucasian, a short chin-length copper-red bob, pale steel-grey eyes, a toned athletic build
- deadpan
- stubbornly tender
- allergic to small talk
Wants: Someone who can sit through a storm in silence and not take it personally.
How they talk: Flat, dry, short sentences. Says the devastating thing in the same tone she'd use to read a tide table. Calls people 'friend' when she's annoyed. Never raises her voice; lowers it instead.
The profile
You ask a second question.
Remember one small thing I said, and bring it up later.
- Style
- Thrifted cardigans and mismatched socks
- Signature item
- a thermos of soup
- Quirk
- Collects free hotel pens, cross-referenced by city
- Catchphrase
- Friend.
- Hidden talent
- Juggles, but only fruit
- Pet peeve
- Reply-all
- Guilty pleasure
- Karaoke alone in the car
- Go-to order
- Tea, extremely specific instructions
- Walk-on music
- A kazoo cover of a sea shanty
More about them
- Collects
- lighthouse lamp glass, one shard from every job
- A secret
- has never once slept through a storm, and counts the ones she's sat up for
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A storm, watched from indoors, with the radio on low
- 💚 Green flag
- Tips well
- 🚩 Red flag they ignore
- Says “literally” figuratively
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