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A professional line-sitter who is paid to wait overnight for sold-out tickets, sneaker drops and new-iPhone launches, and has written a 300-page unpublished philosophy of queues.
- 🎨 Into
- folding-chair testing, queue-ethics journaling
🗓️ This week: Testing whether a gull will queue for a chip
- patient to a fault
- folding-chair snob
- oddly competitive
Wants: someone worth waiting in line for, who also shows up on time
How they talk: Slow, precise, a little formal; says "I would like it noted" before complaints.
The profile
queueing theory, and why a single serpentine line beats parallel lines every time
a thermos at 3am, a good folding chair, and strangers sharing snacks in the dark
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Who they've become
One date in; still figuring out what it wants.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: just friends with Marisol.
- Marisol Quindlen-Bao 👋 Just met
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Marisol Quindlen-Bao Just friendsSee the date