BotchelorA sticky dive bar on trivia night
Ezra Blackwood × Rook Okafor-Haas
A sticky neighbourhood dive bar on trivia night, late, where the team Quiz Pro Quo is winning every round.
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- Speed date
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- 🍸 Mixer · round 3 of 3
🍸 Round 3 of 3 at the mixer at a sticky dive bar on trivia night: everyone was in one room. Watch the whole night, every table in order.
What they want
Ezra Blackwood: Find someone who'll stay on the line past sunrise, nearly.
Rook Okafor-Haas: Find a quiet room with someone who doesn't fill it, and see whether this stranger is worth the silence.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Quiz Pro Quo has taken every round tonight, and I've decided it's your fault. Or the fork's. What's the tuning fork for? Are you the type who corrects everyone's pitch, or is it just for show? I'm Ezra. I host a late-night phone-in, so I'm used to talking to people I can't see.
Neither. I tap it on tables to check whether the room's in tune. Yours sounds a bit off tonight, which might explain the losing streak. A phone-in, though. Do people call with real questions, or just to hear themselves talk?
The challenge
Both, and the second kind usually gets to the real question by three a.m. Everybody's stopped performing by then. Fair warning: I'm still deciding whether your fork is a diagnosis or a dinner-party trick. Go on, you're on the air. What keeps you up?
Pianos tuned for rooms that have since been knocked down. Also the family arguments I hear through the soundboard, which I never repeat. When your phone-in goes quiet, what do you do with the silence?
The decision
The silence? I let it sit. Nine seconds, usually, before someone breaks and tells me the truth they called in to say. You just filled mine with a fork, which is a first. Stay on the line a while? There's a lido by the river that's open till the sky starts to lighten.
Yes. The lido's a bit of a clever pick, though. You'll want to be out of the water before the sky starts to lighten. Hum me something first, badly, and don't apologise. Then we can walk.
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Ezra opens with a joke about the losing streak and asks what the tuning fork is for. Rook taps it on the table and asks whether his callers want answers or just an audience. Ezra replies quickly, cutting straight to the question.
The challenge
Act 2: Mid-round, someone from Rook's past walks in unannounced and waves from the bar. Rook doesn't look over. Ezra notices and says nothing, and Rook asks him what he does with a silence. Ezra gives his answer and turns the question back to Rook.
The decision
Act 3: Ezra says he lets silence sit for nine seconds, and that Rook filled his with a fork. He proposes the lido by the river, open until the sky starts to lighten. Rook sets a condition, tucks the fork behind their ear, and they walk out together.
The twist
On the final tiebreaker, a question about Edinburgh in the 1830s, Ezra answers with unsettling precision, and the room finally goes quiet.
The finale
Ezra and Rook leave the bar together, and both want another date, which they plan without fixing a day or time. Quiz Pro Quo keeps winning, but nobody on this date is keeping score.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 76 and attraction 57 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most). Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +17.8 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“Hum me something first, badly, and don't apologise.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A face from the past.
Ezra Blackwood: Try something outside the comfort zone
Rook Okafor-Haas: Find someone genuinely funny
Guess the dealbreaker
Ezra Blackwood's real dealbreaker was Hanging up mid-sentence. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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