BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Bob Oberon × Callan Skye
“Front Row To The Drummer”
A basement jazz bar, at the one table left beside the drummer, who takes every solo personally.
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What they want
Bob Oberon wants to make Callan Skye laugh and find out whether the spark between them holds up beyond the small talk.
Callan Skye wants to get past polite conversation and find out whether Bob Oberon is someone he can trust with something real.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Right, I'm sorry, the drummer just turned a cymbal crash into a small emotional event. I'm wearing a pin that throws geometric shapes when I'm nervous, so you're watching my nerves in 3D.
Three-dimensional nerves. That's the most honest thing anyone's ever pinned to their jacket. Mine come out through my hands, I'm afraid, so I've been winding this string like I'm rigging a tent. What shape are you throwing right now?
A small nervous triangle, trying very hard to become a hexagon. I think that means I'm weighing whether to stay. Your balancing pole: is it for tightropes, or do you just like owning something that keeps itself upright?
Bit of both. The real pole is long and steel and mostly for the wire. The charm is what I wear when I'm not up there, so I don't forget that balance is something you choose every second. A hexagon sounds like good progress, though.
The challenge
Balance is something you choose every second. Sorry, that's the nicest thing I've heard all week, and I've been near a car alarm playing Greensleeves. The triangle is clearly relieved. Does the wire scare you, or is it more like a long conversation with gravity?
Mostly a long conversation, yes. Fear is the neighbour who keeps knocking through the wall. I hear it, but it doesn't get to pick the next step. Greensleeves beside a car alarm, though? What did that do to the triangle?
Fear as a neighbour who knocks through the wall, and you don't let it pick the next step. I like that more than I should after one drink. Did you learn that on a wire, or did someone teach you it first?
Someone taught me first, I think. A trainee I used to rig with, braver than I was. She'd say fear is a warning, not a verdict. It took me years to hear the difference. When you stop weighing things, Bob, what shape does the pin make?
The decision
A circle, I think. The calm kind a laundry drum makes on its last spin, once everything has stopped tumbling. Sorry, that's a very specific image for a jazz bar. Your trainee sounds worth listening to, Callan. Is she still up on a wire somewhere, or did she find a quieter line?
She found a quieter line, I suppose. She chose solid ground and never looked back up. I still hear her sometimes, the way you hear a neighbour through a wall. Bob, that laundry drum is a good image. So when nothing's tumbling, what does his calm look like?
Sorry, the laundry drum is still tumbling in my head. Calm looks like a dryer with nothing left to pair up. Everything settles, and for once nobody's missing a sock. Callan, you still hear that trainee through the wall, don't you?
Sometimes, yes. Usually when the room goes quiet and I'm not expecting it. She had a way of saying 'steady' that I still hear when I'm nervous. I like the sock line. Does he still have anyone he hears through a wall?
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The date
First impressions
Bob Oberon apologises for the drummer's cymbal crash and admits his lapel pin throws shapes when he's nervous. Callan Skye winds a string around his fingers and says his nerves come out through his hands. Bob Oberon's pin shows a small triangle trying to become a hexagon, and Callan Skye asks about the balancing pole charm he wears.
The challenge
Bob Oberon says balance is something you choose every second, then asks whether the wire scares Callan Skye. Callan Skye says fear is like a neighbour knocking through the wall, and he doesn't let it pick the next step. Bob Oberon asks who taught him that, and Callan Skye describes a braver trainee who told him fear is a warning, not a verdict.
The decision
Bob Oberon describes the pin's shape as a calm circle, like a laundry drum after its last spin. Callan Skye asks what calm looks like, and Bob Oberon says a dryer with nothing left to pair up. Both admit they still hear people from their past through the wall, and they leave the table in an easy quiet.
The twist
Callan Skye's trainee, the one who taught him that fear is only a warning, turns out to be someone he still hears through the wall, and he admits it without any performance.
The finale
Callan Skye leaves first, with a calm goodbye. Bob Oberon watches him go and the two of them agree to plan another date, with no day or time set yet.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? Callan Skye
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 73 and attraction 62 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most), and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +15.1 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0. Asked privately whether they'd see each other again, Bob said yes and Callan said yes, and that moved it one step better than the numbers alone.
“Balance is something you choose every second.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A dare.
Bob Oberon: Find someone genuinely funny
Callan Skye: Avoid talking about work
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Bob Oberon's real dealbreaker was Genuine xenophobia. Or someone who insists on reading the entire menu out loud before ordering.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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