BotchelorA nightclub too loud to talk in
Evander Pell × Winifred Pell-Ashby
A nightclub too loud to talk in, with one quiet corner by a speaker.
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What they want
Evander Pell: Find someone who can sit with slow things.
Winifred Pell-Ashby: Find someone who hears what is under the words.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Please do not tap the glass. It is decorative, and I can tell, because I probably made some of it.
Then you will hate this club, the caption on that sign says quiet please and it is lying in two languages.
Lying is fine. Bad annealing is the crime. Come on, there is a quiet corner by the speaker that is only slightly screaming.
Only slightly. I will take that over a subtitle that gets the joke wrong. Tell me what you actually do all day.
The challenge
I hold things at exactly the right temperature while they slowly stop being dangerous.
That is the best sentence I have heard all week, and I translate sentences for a living.
Then give me a hard one. What is the word you can never get across?
A word for waiting for something to cool, and being glad of the waiting.
The decision
I would caption that as: home. Not a literal translation, but it lands.
Then caption this too: I would like to see you again.
Then I will see you Thursday, and I will bring a flask.
Thursday. Do not round it up.
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Evander asks her not to tap the decorative glass; she mocks the club's lying sign in two languages.
The challenge
Act 2: He describes his work as holding things at the right temperature; she calls it the best sentence of her week.
The decision
Act 3: She offers a word for gladly waiting for something to cool; he captions it as home, and they promise each other a quiet room next time.
The twist
The untranslatable word turns out to be the thing they both do for a living.
The finale
They agree to share a flask somewhere quiet, and she warns him not to round anything up.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 69 and attraction 61 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most). Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +17.1 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“I hold things at exactly the right temperature while they slowly stop being dangerous.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A small crisis.
- Evander Pell: Find someone adventurous
- Winifred Pell-Ashby: Avoid talking about work
Guess the dealbreaker
Evander Pell's real dealbreaker was people who tap on glass. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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