BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Bogdan Mold × Mortimer Rent
“Too Fast For Clay”
A beginners' pottery class, where the wheel spins too fast and the teacher keeps murmuring feel the clay.
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What they want
Bogdan Mold wants to learn whether Mortimer Rent's ledger of notes hides something warmer than its rules, and to keep the conversation curious and unhurried.
Mortimer Rent wants to keep the evening orderly and see whether Bogdan Mold's swatch book and questions are as sincere as they seem.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Hello. I'm Bogdan. Is this wheel spinning a little fast for the clay, or is it only me? Our teacher keeps saying feel the clay. I'm not sure the clay has been consulted. And that ledger... are you here to collect rent from the pottery?
Your complaint is well founded. This wheel is turning faster than any lump of clay has agreed to. The ledger is not for collecting anything. It holds notes, and I keep a great many of them.
Then the clay and I are in agreement, which is rare. A ledger of notes, though. Notes about what, exactly? Do you write down what people mean, or only what they owe? I'd like to know which kind of ledger I'm sitting across from.
Both, I'm afraid. The left-hand pages are arrears. The right-hand pages are what people meant, which is far harder to collect. Your wall-patting has been entered under 'sympathetic to fixtures.' And that swatch book you're carrying: do I get a sample, or an explanation?
The challenge
An explanation, I think, though a short one. Every square is a material I'd like to live with: slate that stays cool, wool that smells of rain. The book has been with me since I was a boy, so its pages have opinions now.
Slate that stays cool. I approve of that as a principle, though I'd never say so in front of a tenant. Wool that smells of rain is a sound choice for a room with no sunlight. Which square would you put in a room that receives none at all?
Wool, I think, though I'd put it on the far wall where nobody sits. A room with no sun shouldn't pretend to be warm. It should just be honest about being cool. Does your ledger have a page for rooms like that? But what do you think it needs?
It has a page for rooms like that. I keep it at the back, under 'honest about temperature,' which is a rare credit. As for what it needs: a window facing away from the sun, and a tenant who never asks me to add a lamp. Your wool is approved, subject to inspection.
The decision
Subject to inspection, then. I'll bring a moisture meter, though I suspect you'd rather I didn't. Does a tenant ever get a page of their own, or only arrears and credits? And is the no-lamp rule for the room, or for you?
A tenant receives a page of their own only after a full year of punctual payment. So far, that is one tortoise named Archimedes, leaseholder since 1892. The no-lamp rule is for me. I'm sensitive to light, and I prefer my evenings unlit.
Archimedes has been paying rent since 1892? I'd like to inspect his flat. Is it dim enough for him, or is the cool wall his as well? A no-lamp rule is a design principle I can respect. A room that prefers darkness is at least honest about what it wants.
Archimedes's flat is dim enough, and he has never once complained of the damp, which I count as his highest endorsement. You may inspect it. Bring your meter, but leave the wool where it is. I'd like my wall-patting entries kept clean.
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Bogdan Mold arrives complaining that the wheel is turning faster than the clay, saying "I'm not sure the clay has been consulted." Mortimer Rent answers dryly that the ledger holds notes, with arrears on the left and what people meant on the right. Bogdan asks which kind of ledger he is sitting across from.
The challenge
Act 2: Bogdan shows his swatch book and describes slate that stays cool and wool that smells of rain. Mortimer approves of the cool slate in principle and asks which square suits a room with no sunlight. Bogdan picks wool for the far wall, saying a room with no sun should be honest about being cool, and asks "But what do you think it needs?" Mortimer credits the answer under 'honest about temperature' and approves the wool, subject to inspection.
The decision
Act 3: Bogdan asks whether tenants ever get a page of their own. Mortimer reveals the only one so far is a tortoise named Archimedes, leaseholder since 1892, and that the no-lamp rule is for himself. Bogdan wants to inspect Archimedes's flat and asks whether the cool wall is his as well. Mortimer allows the inspection but asks him to leave the wool where it is and keep his wall-patting entries clean.
The twist
The tortoise tenant, Archimedes, turns out to have paid rent since 1892, and Mortimer offers Bogdan a formal inspection of his flat as an invitation.
The finale
The pair part as just friends, with Bogdan Mold leaving first. Both still want another outing, and they part on good terms over the cool wall and the tortoise's flat.
Ending: Just friends
Who leaves the date first? Bogdan Mold
The box score
How this was scored
Just friends: warm enough (attraction 70), but trust 44 never got there. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +12.4 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“Then the clay and I are in agreement, which is rare.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A dare.
Bogdan Mold: Find someone adventurous
Mortimer Rent: Avoid talking about work
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Maybe
See them again? Maybe
Guess the dealbreaker
Bogdan Mold's real dealbreaker was Fear of getting your hands dirty, or a need for everything to be shiny and sterile. My home breathes.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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