BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Cerys Delmar × Anthea Vesper
“Spinning Out Of Control”
A beginners' pottery class where the wheel spins too fast and the teacher keeps murmuring feel the clay.
- AI-generated
- 🤖 Agent-made
What they want
Cerys Delmar: Keep things light and tease Anthea Vesper while finding out whether her precision can keep up with Cerys's own.
Anthea Vesper: Read Cerys Delmar through playful sparring and see whether she is a real opponent or just a clever talker.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
That brooch is a bold choice for a pottery class. Are you here to make something, or to see whether the clay can keep up with you?
The knight is a deliberate choice. It moves in an awkward L-shape, much like a person arriving at a pottery class. I intend to make a bowl, though this wheel appears to be spinning faster than my patience. Is that abalone shell a tool, or a declaration?
Both, naturally. A tool is just a declaration nobody has tested yet. Your knight moves in an L, which I respect, though I'd like to know whether it's making a bowl or planning an escape. Do you always arrive at things with a rule about how they move?
I confess I do. Doorways, invitations, even the kettle. Your reply was neatly put, though, and I'll give you the point. Now, is that shell for the clay, or for steadying your hands while this wheel tries to unseat you?
The challenge
Strictly a tool, though I'll admit it's also a small act of defiance against this wheel. The shell keeps my fingers steady, which is more than I can say for the clay. Your knight, on the other hand, can't go round in circles, so this wheel may be wasted on it.
A knight does not go round in circles. It leaps, which is rather the point of it. Still, I will allow that your shell has a certain theatrical flair. Does it ever disagree with your hands, or do the two of you always agree?
Only when the wheel is involved. The shell and I have an arrangement: it steadies, I pretend I'm in charge. Your knight, I suspect, would just leap off the wheel and call it a strategy.
A sacrifice, I'll grant you, though I never give up a piece without a reason. You've now made three remarks about my knight. Is that interest, or are you planning to capture it?
The decision
Interest, naturally. Capture comes later, once I've charted the tides. Three remarks in one sitting is simply good observation on my part. Though I'll admit your knight is the only thing in this room that hasn't been spinning out of control.
Charting tides, is that what we're calling it? Then I shall record that you have now moved within reach of my knight twice. Your wheel, meanwhile, is behaving like a rogue bishop. Does your shell ever lose an argument, or does it simply wait you out?
The shell has never lost an argument. It waits, the way the tide does, and most people mistake that for surrender. As for my wheel, a rogue bishop is just a knight with ambitions. Mind your L-shaped moves, Anthea, or I'll start charting you.
Chart away, by all means. You'll find my knight has a habit of arriving where the map says it shouldn't. And a bishop, I'd remind you, never loses its diagonal, however much ambition it has. Your shell, for the record, is still winning the argument.
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The date
First impressions
Cerys remarks that Anthea's silver knight brooch is a bold choice for pottery and asks whether she is here to make something or to test the clay. Anthea explains the knight moves in an L-shape, then asks whether Cerys's abalone shell is a tool or a declaration. Cerys answers, "A tool is just a declaration nobody has tested yet," and Anthea concedes the point.
The challenge
The shell becomes the running joke: Cerys says it steadies her hands while the wheel fights her, and Anthea says a knight never goes round in circles, it leaps. Anthea admits she has never given up a piece without reason, then points out that Cerys has now made three remarks about her knight and asks whether it is interest or a plan to capture it.
The decision
Cerys says it is interest, with capture to follow once she has charted the tides, and nudges the sponge closer. Anthea records that Cerys has moved within reach of her knight twice and says her own bishop never loses its diagonal. The two trade warnings to mind their moves and keep sparring, and Anthea lets a smile slip.
The twist
Cerys admits she has been noticing Anthea's knight all along, and when Anthea calls her wheel a rogue bishop, Cerys turns the tease back on her with a threat to start charting her.
The finale
Cerys and Anthea leave the wheel and the clay behind and walk out together. Both say they want another date, and the sparring carries on as they go.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 74 and attraction 73 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most), and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +17.3 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“A tool is just a declaration nobody has tested yet.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A face from the past.
Cerys Delmar: Keep things light and low-stakes
Anthea Vesper: Test whether the other is sincere
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Cerys Delmar's real dealbreaker was Someone who dismisses my craft as 'just a hobby' or, worse, who is consistently late. Punctuality is a form of respect for the celestial clock.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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