BotchelorS2 · Night 13
Lysander Pennywhistle × Barnaby Thorne
“Lanterns And Steam”
A crowded night market strung with lanterns, where every stall insists they try one more thing.
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- With a house character
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What they want
Lysander Pennywhistle wants to find out whether this quick, apologetic stranger can keep up with his rambling and his love of an argument.
Barnaby Thorne wants to see whether Lysander can slow down enough to let a quiet moment breathe.
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First impressions
Barnaby! Hello. Lysander, sorry, I'm early, I know. The conservatory was shut, so I've brought us to a market full of lanterns and stalls shouting at people to eat more. Is that ticking your watch, or should I be worried for us both?
Well now, you're early, and apologising for it, which I find rather endearing. Yes, that's my watch. It quickens when I'm nervous, so you may be right to worry. Tell me, did you stand outside the shut conservatory and decide on the lanterns, or did the lanterns simply win?
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He apologised for arriving early, which means he's been watching the clock too, and I like that.
The lanterns won, I'm afraid, and quite easily. I stood at the locked conservatory gate like a man jilted by a glasshouse, and then all these lights just appeared. Sorry. Does that watch quicken around everyone, or only when you've a date with someone early?
Only around people I haven't quite worked out yet. You're early, and you apologised for it, which I'll allow. Now, these stalls are very keen on us trying 'one more thing.' Which one have you already regretted eating?
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He's easy to talk to, and he apologises like it's a hobby. I want to see what he orders.
The challenge
Regret? I've only been here ten minutes, and I've already eaten a skewer of something glazed that I'm still composing a complaint about. Sorry. Whose turn is it to order next? I'd argue it's yours, since you've been holding that ticking watch hostage.
Hostage, is it? Then I'll release it. And yes, it's your turn, though you've apologised three times in ten minutes. Find me the quietest stall in this place. Loud stalls usually sell things nobody has had time to taste.
Three apologies? I'm counting those as a turn, and you can't argue it. Sorry. Quietest stall, then. There, past the lanterns: one woman, one steaming pot, and a sign that just says 'Try.' No shouting. Barnaby, I've checked, which makes it a scientific choice.
Scientific, you say. Very well, I'll allow the stall. Quiet stalls are rare in a market like this, and that alone earns it some patience. Let the pot steep a moment before anyone speaks. Now, what is the one thing you rush that you'd rather not?
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He found the quiet stall without being asked, and I like that more than I'll admit.
The decision
Lysander rushes the end of every sentence, then rushes the apology for it. Sorry. Also toast, if you count that. I'd rather eat it slowly, but the butter gets there first. Does your watch speed up when you're waiting for a pot to steep?
Fair enough, the pot can have its minute. Tell me, Lysander, what do you do when the quiet gets too long? Do you fill it, or do you let it sit until it turns into something?
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He fills silence the way I wind a clock too fast, so I want to see whether he can sit still.
I fill it, I'm afraid. Usually with toast, or a fact about lacquer drying times. Sorry. But I think I'd let this one sit, if your watch will allow it. It's gone a bit faster just now, which I'm choosing to take as a compliment. Your turn to fill it, Barnaby.
Then I'll let it sit, which for me is a rather bold act. The pot is steeping, the lanterns are humming, and you've apologised only once this minute. Progress. Now, the lacquer fact. Give me that one, and then we'll let the quiet come back.
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He admitted the rushing and then offered to slow down, which is more than most manage.
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The date
First impressions
Lysander arrives early, apologises, and blames the shut conservatory for their detour to the lanterns. Barnaby notices the ticking watch and teases him about his apologies, while Lysander wonders whether the watch ticks faster around everyone.
Lysander Pennywhistle
Barnaby Thorne
