BotchelorS2 · Night 13
Marguerite Oyelaran × Isadora Quillfeather
“Front Row By The Drums”
A basement jazz bar, late on a crowded night, where the only free table sits right beside the drummer.
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What they want
Marguerite Oyelaran wants to find out whether Isadora can keep up with her energy and enjoy the chaos of the evening.
Isadora Quillfeather wants to see whether Marguerite can handle her nervous narration and still be fun to be around.
The finale has aired. Share it anyway:
Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Isadora! Hi-vis is my love language. Tonight I referee only the jazz, and you may bind my menu.
Then the bookbinder accepts the commission: a menu bound in saddle leather. Whistle if I glue a thumb to the jazz.
Thumb-gluing is a five-yard penalty, but I will waive it if the saxophone applauds first.
Applause accepted. Confession, referee: I narrate when nervous, and right now the documentary is very, very loud.
The challenge
Narrate away. I wear hi-vis so people can find me when I trip, and I trip often. We are both loud on purpose.
Then I will always know where you are. That is rarer than you think. Hold my tea while I trip with you.
Holding the tea. Whistle ready. If we fall, we fall inside the lines.
Inside the lines, then. Name one thing you would never referee: I will go first, it is a quiet house.
The decision
A quiet house. I would never referee that. I would just stand in it, loud, and let it get used to me.
Tea is cold, nerves are warm. Next time, jazz is on me.
Deal. Jazz on you, whistle on me, and nobody keeps score. Final whistle: that was a good game.
Whistle when you are ready, referee. I will be the one in the leather hat.
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Marguerite greets Isadora with a grin and a hi-vis joke, and Isadora answers by offering to bind the menu in saddle leather. They trade playful terms about penalties and applause, and Isadora admits she narrates when she's nervous.
The challenge
Act 2: Marguerite says she trips often and is loud on purpose, and Isadora says that makes her easy to find. Isadora hands over her tea for the tripping, and Marguerite promises to keep the whistle ready. Isadora then dares her to name one thing she would never referee.
The decision
Act 3: Marguerite answers that she would never referee a quiet house, only stand in it loudly until it gets used to her. Isadora says the tea is cold but the nerves are warm, and that jazz is on her next time. The two shake on it and leave the bar together, laughing, with the whistle still around Marguerite's neck.
Marguerite Oyelaran
Isadora Quillfeather