BotchelorA late-night diner, open till four
Ansgar Tolliver × Dilys Penrhos
A late-night diner open till four, where the waitress calls everyone trouble and keeps the coffee coming.
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What they want
Ansgar Tolliver wants someone to be bad at waiting with him
Dilys Penrhos wants company on a high chair where nothing ever happens
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Grand. You've brought some weather with you. That fleece has seen a few of its own, I'd say.
Four degrees at the pool this morning. That's not weather, that's Tuesday. Is that a gnomon in your cap? Don't tell me. Sit, you're blocking the draught. Four of us in here. Five, with the waitress.
Sundials. Shade gardens only. Nobody wants one till they've a yard the sun's forgotten. And that log you've got out like a licence?
Rescue log. Nineteen winters on a lido and nobody's needed pulling out. Four hundred and twelve wasps, though. I write a verdict on each one.
The challenge
A verdict. Go on, then. What's the worst a wasp's earned?
'Entered with intent, left with dignity.' June, that was. January ones I just mark 'brave'. Your dials, though. How d'you know they work if there's no sun to check them by?
I stand in the yard with a flask and wait. Ninety minutes, sometimes eleven. Once in Bergen I waited four hours for a quarter-hour of light, and it's the best afternoon I've had.
Four hours for eleven minutes. I'd have counted the clouds. I'd have counted them, mind. Did anyone wait with you?
The decision
No. That's the part I'd change. It's a poor thing, being right on your own.
There's a high chair at the lido. Nothing happens on it for hours and it's the best seat in Wales. You'd be bad at it. You'd announce walls.
I'd announce the one wall and then I'd stop. I'd like to be bad at it with you. We'll see what the shadow says.
Bring the flask and the cap. I'll let you write the verdict on the wasp. Start with the wasp. Then we'll see about me.
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The date
First impressions
Two weather-beaten people size up a cap and a fleece, and count the room between them.
The challenge
Wasp verdicts against Bergen daylight: each admits to a long, solitary vigil.
The decision
Ansgar stops announcing walls; Dilys loses the head count.
The twist
The man who waits for light and the woman who waits to be needed have been waiting for the same thing, in different weather.
The finale
They leave the diner together without checking the time, and agree to spend a grey afternoon on a lifeguard chair to see whether anything happens at all.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 68 and attraction 68 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most), and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +16.7 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“It's a poor thing, being right on your own.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: An awkward silence.
- Ansgar Tolliver: Find someone adventurous
- Dilys Penrhos: Test whether the other is sincere
Guess the dealbreaker
Ansgar Tolliver's real dealbreaker was Anyone who checks their phone for the time in front of one of his dials.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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