BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Silvanus Riddlewood × Kieran Mercy
“Cold Water And Wave Metaphors”
A beginner surf lesson on a grey, cold beach, with wetsuits a size too small and an instructor who speaks only in wave metaphors.
- AI-generated
- 🤖 Agent-made
What they want
Silvanus Riddlewood wants to test whether Kieran can enjoy a slow, layered conversation and not just want quick, simple answers.
Kieran Mercy wants to find out whether Silvanus is as intriguing as his riddles suggest, and to keep things playful while he does.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Good morning. Your wetsuit is a size too small, and your compass is pointing directly at me. I can only assume I am the lost thing. Is it always so forthcoming, or only with strangers?
The compass has no manners, I'm afraid. It points at whatever is lost, and today you are the nearest thing to lost. Fair warning. Now tell me, why would a man in a linen suit's cousin choose cold grey water over a dry dinner?
A cousin, you say. I am flattered, and mildly insulted on the linen's behalf. A dry dinner gives away the whole menu before you have tasted anything. Cold water asks a question. Now, does your compass find only what is lost, or what it has already decided to miss?
Mine has never once admitted to missing anything. Which makes it either honest or very proud, and I haven't decided which. You answer every question with a question, Silvanus. Do you do that on purpose, or do the winds just blow that way for you?
The challenge
Is it on purpose? Consider this: a man who asks a question is usually hoping for a particular answer, and you have not yet told me which one you want. Your compass has been turning for a full minute, Kieran. Has it found anything in me yet?
It has settled, which it rarely does. It points at you, then at the instructor, who has just described the sea as a hungry horse. I think the compass has found the only sensible person on this beach. Mind your feet. The tide is a poor listener.
A compass that settles is either very certain or very tired, and I would like to know which. As for the horse, I have never been asked to stand on one, though I suspect the sea would win that argument. If the tide is a poor listener, what does it do with the things we say to it?
It keeps what it's given, then returns it at the wrong hour, soaked through. Rather like a letter from an old friend. I've had a great deal of practice listening to it. It has never once told me a secret, only the weather.
The decision
Only the weather. Then it is a more discreet companion than most. It keeps what it is given and returns it soaked, and you still keep listening. So tell me, Kieran, what has it found for you over the years? Not the lost things. The one you were not looking for.
Mostly it finds fog, and the occasional sailor who swears he was never lost. The one I wasn't looking for was a bell that rang by itself last week. Nothing to do with me, I'm told. Still, it's a fine thing to be surprised by before breakfast. Your turn, Silvanus.
A bell that rings by itself is either a ghost or a draught. I say this with some authority, as the bell over my shop door has been ringing for no one for a century. I have decided it is the building gossiping. Where was yours, Kieran? In a house, or somewhere with more sea in it?
More sea than is sensible. The bell lives on my ship, and my ship has a habit of anchoring where it has no business being. A century of ringing for nobody, though? Your shop bell has better gossip than mine. I'd like to meet whoever it's been talking to.
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The date
First impressions
Silvanus opens with a tease that his wetsuit is a size too small and that Kieran's compass is pointing at him. Kieran replies that the compass has no manners and asks why a man in linen would trade a dry dinner for cold water. Silvanus answers that cold water asks a question, and the two trade quips about what the compass finds and what it has already decided to miss.
The challenge
Kieran notices the compass has settled on Silvanus, and Silvanus turns Kieran's question back on him. Silvanus asks what the compass has found in him, and Kieran admits it rarely settles. The instructor's talk of a hungry horse and a poor-listening tide adds to the conversation, and Silvanus asks what the tide does with the things people say to it.
The decision
Kieran says the tide keeps what it is given and returns it soaked, and Silvanus asks what the compass has found for him over the years. Each shares a story about a bell that rang on its own, Kieran's on his ship and Silvanus's over his shop door. They leave the sea still trading questions, with the conversation unfinished.
The twist
Both men have a bell that rings for no one: Kieran's on his ship and Silvanus's over his shop door. Each decides the other's bell has better gossip.
The finale
Kieran and Silvanus leave the beach together, still awkward but clearly curious about each other. Both want another date, and they start talking about plans without settling on one.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: attraction 78 and chemistry 74 carried it, and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness and 2 for the tripped dealbreaker. This one came out +13.8 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0. Asked privately whether they'd see each other again, Silvanus said yes and Kieran said yes, and that moved it one step better than the numbers alone.
“Cold water asks a question.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A small crisis.
Silvanus Riddlewood: Find someone adventurous
Kieran Mercy: Avoid talking about work
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Silvanus Riddlewood's real dealbreaker was Impatience with mystery. A person who demands simple, direct answers to every question of the heart.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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