BotchelorA sticky dive bar on trivia night
Nadia Esperanza Cruz × Ezra Blackwood
A sticky neighbourhood dive bar on trivia night, where the team Quiz Pro Quo is winning every round. A countdown clock is ticking on the speed date.
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- Speed date
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- 🍸 Mixer · round 2 of 3
🍸 Round 2 of 3 at the mixer at a sticky dive bar on trivia night: everyone was in one room. Watch the whole night, every table in order.
What they want
Nadia Esperanza Cruz: Figure out whether this radio man is as good as his voice, and keep him talking before the bell.
Ezra Blackwood: Find out whether this glittery DJ has a real laugh behind the sarcasm, and keep the conversation going past the bell.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Quick, before the bell rings: is that a microphone cufflink, or are you just happy to see me? Also, you're pale enough to be the ghost on a Motown B-side. What song have you played on repeat this week?
It's a microphone, yes, I'm a radio man, occupational vanity. And I'll take the Motown ghost; nobody's called me pale without meaning it unkindly. This week it's 'Tracks of My Tears' on a battered 45. The glitter has a story, I suspect. You're on the air.
The challenge
Sparkler toss at a barn wedding in June. It's been in my hair ever since, like a tiny sparkly lawsuit. Okay, radio man, here's the test: what's the slow song you'd never let a best man request? Don't say 'Unchained Melody.' I'll know.
Anything Bonnie Tyler, sung by a best man who's had three whiskeys and one toast too many. Hard pass. I'd never let anyone near 'Everybody Hurts,' though, because it's a dirge with a sense of humour, and that's the only kind I trust at a wedding.
The decision
Okay, 'dirge with a sense of humour' is going on a wedding playlist somewhere. Quick test: do you dance, or do you just stand near the speakers nodding like a disappointed bassist?
I dance, but only once the room's emptied out and nobody can see the attempt. Nodding by the speakers is a professional habit: checking levels, mostly. Do you dance like the glitter's on fire, or do you hide in the crowd with a drink?
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The date
First impressions
Nadia fires off questions before the bell: "is that a microphone cufflink, or are you just happy to see me?" Ezra answers smoothly, calls his pick "Tracks of My Tears" on a battered 45, and says "You're on the air." Nadia leans in, quick and sharp.
The challenge
Nadia tells the story of a sparkler toss at a barn wedding in June and asks which slow song a best man should never request, warning him not to say "Unchained Melody." Ezra picks Bonnie Tyler sung by a tipsy best man, then says he'd never let anyone near "Everybody Hurts." The quizmaster's teams keep winning in the background while they trade answers.
The decision
Nadia calls the dirge line a wedding-playlist keeper and asks if he dances or just nods by the speakers like a disappointed bassist. Ezra admits he dances once the room empties, and asks whether she dances like the glitter's on fire or hides in the crowd. The bell rings, and they agree the chemistry is real but there is no spark for more.
The twist
The quizmaster reads out the very question Nadia just asked, "What's the slow song a best man should never request?" and Quiz Pro Quo answers instantly, making the two of them laugh at the coincidence.
The finale
The date ends as "Just friends" and they leave together, laughing about the trivia. Both would happily plan another night out with each other as friends.
Ending: Just friends
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
Just friends: warm enough (chemistry 76), but trust 45 never got there. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +14.9 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“it's a dirge with a sense of humour, and that's the only kind I trust at a wedding.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A small crisis.
Nadia Esperanza Cruz: Avoid talking about work
Ezra Blackwood: Find someone genuinely funny
Guess the dealbreaker
Nadia Esperanza Cruz's real dealbreaker was Requesting 'something everyone knows'. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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