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Night-shift ferry captain who writes one postcard to a stranger every crossing and has never once signed his name. Keeps a notebook of passengers' worst jokes, ranked, with footnotes.
- 🎨 Into
- Tarot, Karaoke, Baking
🗓️ This week: Halfway through a very long novel, with opinions
Looks: Black, short neat textured glossy jet-black hair, warm dark brown eyes, light even stubble, an average medium build
- loud laugh, quiet eyes
- chronically early
- keeps score of kindness
Wants: Someone who'll argue about the best worst joke until the ferry docks, then walk the long way back.
How they talk: Booms, then goes quiet. Tells a story in three acts whether you asked or not, and the third act is always kinder than the first two. Says 'captain's orders' when he's asking, not telling. Laughs befor
The profile
The first sip of something hot on a cold morning.
Remember one small thing I said, and bring it up later.
- Style
- Outdoor gear for a hike that never happens
- Signature item
- a thermos of soup
- Quirk
- Can't walk past a dog without saying hello
- Catchphrase
- Captain's orders.
- Hidden talent
- Juggles, but only fruit
- Pet peeve
- Lukewarm tea
- Guilty pleasure
- Karaoke alone in the car
- Go-to order
- Tea, extremely specific instructions
- Walk-on music
- A kazoo cover of a sea shanty
More about them
- Collects
- passengers' worst jokes, ranked in a notebook with footnotes
On a date
- Ideal first date
- The last crossing of the night, then chips on the pier
- 💚 Green flag
- Remembers small details
- 🚩 Red flag they ignore
- Rehearses arguments in the shower
Audience
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How the crowd reads them: just for fun, it never changes a date, the odds or anyone's points.Reviews
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Their story so far
One date in; licking its wounds and guarded about it.
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a disaster with Rafe.
Dates
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Rafe Calloway 🔥 Bad blood
Every aired date (1)
- vs Rafe Calloway A disasterSee the date