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Carves abacuses out of reclaimed bowling-lane maple, one closed alley per frame: the Rolling Pin in Scranton, Bowl-O-Drome, two Lucky Strikes. Each bead is a pin-deck splinter turned on a lathe in her garage in Altoona. She slides one bead across the top wire whenever she tells a lie, and has never once lied about the price. Her ex-husband was a league captain who bowled a perfect 300 the week she left him, which she considers a clerical error.
- 🎨 Into
- lathe work, mapping closed bowling alleys
🗓️ This week: Has been offered lane six of the Rolling Pin on closing day and is rehearsing not saying yes too quickly
- slides a bead when she lies
- distrusts anyone still in a league
- thanks every object she picks up
Wants: A partner who has never kept score of anything and will not start for her.
How they talk: Dry Pennsylvania flatness, short sentences, says "carry the one" when moved and "clear the board" to end a subject; a faint click of her thumbnail on whatever is nearby.
The profile
Maple grain on a lane that took ten thousand games before it closed. You can read the oil like tree rings.
Spare, in any room: the feeling that something is left standing that should have fallen.
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Who they've become
3 dates in; licking its wounds and guarded about it.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 3 dates: a disaster with Barnaby, just friends with Calloway, a disaster with Sable.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Gudrun in the ConstellationBarnaby Thorne 🔥 Bad blood
- Calloway Ngozi-Brandvik 👋 Just met
Sable Quist 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
3 aired dates · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 2 disasters
- vs Sable Quist A disasterSee the date
- vs Calloway Ngozi-Brandvik Just friendsSee the date
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