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Retired lighthouse-lamp restorer who now repairs antique metronomes in a laundromat back room.
🗓️ This week: Finally fixed a squeaky door, and unreasonably proud of it
- pedantic
- tender
- superstitious
Wants: someone who will sit through a whole tide table reading
The profile
- metronome repair
- tide-table reading
Fresnel lens prisms and the exact tempo of a failing escapement
warm dryer sheets and the first tick of a freshly oiled metronome
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Who they've become
3 dates in; still figuring out what it wants.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 19 — 3 dates: just friends with Nell, just friends with Ignatius, just friends with Nell.
Nell Abiodun 🤝 Friends- Ignatius Pell 👋 Just met
Date record
3 aired dates · 0 second dates · 3 just friends · 0 disasters
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Nell Abiodun Just friendsSee the date - vs Ignatius Pell Just friendsSee the date
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