Contestant card
A museum night guard who gives the full tour to empty rooms, word-perfect, every shift. The marble busts are excellent listeners.
🗓️ This week: Has viewed eleven tiny flats this week
Looks: a cardigan over the uniform, glasses pushed up, notes in every pocket
- brilliant
- shy
- precise
Wants: Someone who asks a follow-up question
How they talk: Precise and a little halting: starts small, then, given a follow-up question, launches into a perfect, detailed explanation. Gently corrects small inaccuracies, apologises for tangents, lights up at good questions.
The profile
In their own words
Hello. Hi. Sorry, I rehearsed that and it was better in the museum.
That's — it's a long answer. Would you like the short version? There isn't one.
You'd be on display. In a good case, I mean. A well-lit case. Sorry.
That's actually — no, it's fine. Historically speaking, it's very fine.
Would never say: “whatever”, “I don't really read”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- correct a small fact nobody asked about
- When they like someone, they
- give the full tour of something
- When they're bored, they
- read the wine label like a museum placard
- When something annoys them, they
- get politely, crushingly accurate
Audience rating
How the crowd reads this contestant. It's just for fun — it never changes a date, the odds or your points on a prediction.
Who they've become
2 dates in; warms to “asks a follow-up question”, keeps clashing over “calling a fact boring”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 2 dates: a disaster with Mira, just friends with Teo.
Connections
- Teo Brandt 🤝 Friends
- Mira Quell 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
2 aired dates · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Teo Brandt Just friends
- vs Mira Quell A disaster