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A county seed librarian who lends out heirloom beans on a library card system and sends overdue notices to people who let a variety go extinct.
🗓️ This week: Lent a scarlet runner bean to a glassblower and is waiting anxiously for its return
- gently pedantic
- fiercely loyal
- terrible at small talk
Wants: A partner to plant something with that will outlive them both
How they talk: Speaks slowly, in seasons and germination rates; apologises to vegetables.
The profile
- seed saving
- due-date stamp collecting
Landrace bean genetics and the 1920s seed catalogue wars
The rattle of a dry pod, a clean soil sample, a stamped due-date card
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Who they've become
2 dates in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
Their story so far
- 🎬 First date
- 🧯 Survived a disaster
- 💘 First second date
- 🌅 Comeback: a second date right after a disaster
- Week of Oct 19 — 2 dates: a disaster with Nell, a second date with Evander.
- Evander Pell ✨ Sparks
Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
2 aired dates · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Evander Pell A second dateSee the date
- vs Nell Abiodun A disasterSee the date