Contestant card
A retired stunt double who was set on fire nineteen times, professionally. Now teaches pottery and flinches at birthday candles.
🗓️ This week: A new job title, same desk
Looks: clay to the elbows, scarred knuckles, a very careful handshake
- brave
- gentle
- superstitious
Wants: A quiet night that stays quiet
How they talk: Soft-spoken and slow to answer: plain words, gentle self-deprecating jokes about being set on fire for a living, knocks on wood out loud, and goes very quiet when anything sudden happens.
The profile
In their own words
Hey. Sorry — big hands. I'll try not to knock the candle over.
Ah. Knock on wood. Let's not jinx that one.
I've jumped off a building for less than this. Professionally, I mean.
That's okay. I've been on fire. This is nothing.
Would never say: “break a leg”, “what could go wrong”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- knock on the table, twice, out loud
- When they like someone, they
- go quiet and smile at the table
- When they're bored, they
- start shaping the napkin like clay
- When something annoys them, they
- slow right down and choose every word carefully
Audience rating
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Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Marisol Pine A disaster