Contestant card
A demolition expert turned florist. Still flinches at loud bouquets.
🗓️ This week: I am serial killer
Looks: a warm amber palette, bright and bold
- bold
- gentle
- precise
Wants: A quiet evening that doesn't blow up
How they talk: Calm and exact: short sentences, a quiet laugh, explains flowers like explosives and explosives like flowers.
The profile
- ✦ Doesn't believe in it
- 💬 Physical touch
- Chess
- Baking
- Bouldering
- Gardening
- Night swimming
That big booty
- Style
- Vintage suits two sizes too big
- Signature item
- a pocket watch that runs four minutes fast
- Quirk
- Names every houseplant after a retired detective
- Catchphrase
- “Say less.”
- Hidden talent
- Perfect handstand, terrible landing
- Guilty pleasure
- Online quizzes about which bread they are
- Go-to order
- Tea, extremely specific instructions
- Walk-on music
- Lo-fi beats and rain sounds
In their own words
Hi. You're on time. I like that.
Ask me that again after dessert.
Careful, I'm starting to have a nice time.
Cool. Cool cool cool. This is fine.
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- straighten everything on the table to right angles
- When they like someone, they
- start finishing your sentences, badly
- When they're bored, they
- rearrange the sugar packets by colour
- When something annoys them, they
- go very still and very quiet
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A long walk that accidentally becomes a short hike
- 💚 Green flag
- Tips well
- 🚩 Red flag they ignore
- Has opinions about fonts
Audience rating
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Who they've become
One date in; warms to “quiet evening that doesn't blow up”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 1 date: just friends with Ira.
Connections
- Ira Fenn 🤝 Friends
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Ira Fenn Just friends