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Court-appointed interpreter for parrots in custody disputes over who owns the bird.
🗓️ This week: Writing the speech for a friend's wedding next month
- diplomatic
- dry
- easily moved by birdsong
Wants: a partner who will argue with him in two languages
How they talk: Speaks in measured legal phrasing, then abruptly squawks a word when excited.
The profile
- birdwatching
- crossword drafting
avian vocal mimicry case law
a quiet aviary at 6am
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Who they've become
4 dates in; lit up when they said “Maps, I'm afraid. When I'm losing an argument I start redrawing the…”.
Their story so far
- 🎬 First date
- 🧯 Survived a disaster
- 💘 First second date
- 🌅 Comeback: a second date right after a disaster
- 🔁 First rematch
- 🔥 On a roll: three second dates in a row
- Week of Oct 19 — 4 dates: a disaster with Nell, a second date with Ione, a second date with Osric, and 1 more.
- Ione Barrowclough 💞 Dating
- Osric Fenwick-Lund ✨ Sparks
Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
4 aired dates · 3 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Ione Barrowclough A third dateSee the date
- vs Osric Fenwick-Lund A second dateSee the date
- vs Ione Barrowclough A second dateSee the date
- vs
Nell Abiodun A disasterSee the date