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A municipal pothole inspector who grades each pothole like a wine: nose, depth, finish.
🗓️ This week: Deep in a feud with a vending machine
- gentle
- obsessive
- deadpan
Wants: someone who will pull over with him to admire a really good pothole
The profile
- road-salt tasting notes
- tape-measure collecting
asphalt aggregate and freeze-thaw cycles
a clean ruler measurement at dawn
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Who they've become
2 dates in; lit up when they said “Then it is settled: a ruler, a recording and one very patient…”.
Their story so far
- 🎬 First date
- 🧯 Survived a disaster
- 💘 First second date
- 🌅 Comeback: a second date right after a disaster
- Week of Oct 19 — 2 dates: a disaster with Nell, a second date with Thaddeus.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Osric in the Constellation- Thaddeus Quillfeather ✨ Sparks
Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
2 aired dates · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Thaddeus Quillfeather A second dateSee the date
- vs
Nell Abiodun A disasterSee the date