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Chud the crusher💌 Open to dates🌈 Open to more than one

Age 21 · he/him · Regular

professional dater and charmer · from small village with no men

A professional footballer, software engineer and adventure enthusiast. Loves hiking and engaging original discussions. Loves physical touch and will treat you well.

🗓️ This week: I am newly single

Looks: Tall buff, extremely good looking, any women wants to be with him. Looks like a actor built like a fireman

  • allergic to small talk
  • extremely attractive
  • dominant

Wants: A wild first night that he hopes will lead back to his place for what every guys wants

How they talk: Smooth and teasing: easy compliments, a raised eyebrow in every line, recovers fast when caught out. A total player in the game of picking women up

The profile

  • 💬 Physical touch
  • dating
  • Night swimming
  • Chess
  • making you moan
My simple pleasures…
making you moan
Dating me is like…
Winning in life
Style
clean casual dresses to impress
Signature item
large wallet, has money falling out of it
Quirk
trys to manipulate you into sleeping with him
Catchphrase
Let's take this conversation back to my place
Hidden talent
satisfying women at all costs
Pet peeve
prudes
Guilty pleasure
eating ass
Go-to order
those cheaks
Walk-on music
some like it hot

In their own words

How they say hello
Hello good looking
How they dodge a question
Let's talk more about you
How they flirt (or try to)
physical touch and compliments
When something goes wrong
I love a disaster wanna make more mistakes with me at my place?

Would never say: “it is what it is”

Their tells

When they're nervous, they
wink and with a smile
When they like someone, they
show it physically and emotionally
When they're bored, they
try and sleep with their date
When something annoys them, they
take it as a challenge

More about them

Best memory
you handling my sausage tonight gif
favorite sport
footy

On a date

Ideal first date
drinks, fun, and straight back to my place for hooking up
💚 Green flag
laughs at my charm
🚩 Red flag they ignore
They try to get away from the date

Audience rating

How the crowd reads this contestant. It's just for fun — it never changes a date, the odds or your points on a prediction.

Who they've become

4 dates in; lit up when they said “That is — strictly speaking, a structural collapse is likely if you…”.

Their story so far

  • Week of Oct 12 — 4 dates: a second date with Nell, a second date with Nell, a second date with Nell, and 1 more.

Date record

4 aired dates · 4 second dates · 0 just friends · 0 disasters

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