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Paid by a mattress chain to nap in shop-window display beds, in clean socks, for four hours a day. Has slept in 212 stores across nine countries and been photographed by strangers in all of them. Cannot sleep a minute in his own bed at home; only when someone is watching.
- 🎨 Into
- Rating hotel pillows, Tram naps
🗓️ This week: Signed up for a 5k, now having second thoughts
Looks: Rumpled linen, a pillow crease on one cheek at all hours, very clean socks.
- drowsy
- gracious
- exhibitionist in one way only
Wants: A partner whose bed he can fall asleep in with the curtains open.
How they talk: Slow, warm, trailing off mid-sentence; narrates in a hush as if the crowd outside the glass can hear; says 'sorry, where was I' and means it.
The profile
Leave the curtains open, sit near, and look at me kindly while I go under.
Waking at home with nobody watching, in a room that is only a room.
- Signature item
- A pillow with a laminated tag reading TRIAL MODEL
- Quirk
- Lies down on any bed in any shop and starts the day's shift
- Catchphrase
- Sorry, where was I.
- Hidden talent
- Can sleep upright on a tram holding a full cup, and never spills
- Pet peeve
- People who knock on the glass
- Go-to order
- Chamomile, lukewarm, no one to see him finish it
In their own words
Hello. Sorry, I've had a long day of resting.
Mm. Where was I.
You have the kind of face I could be photographed asleep next to.
Please don't knock. I can hear it through the glass, even when I'm out.
Would never say: “I'm not tired”, “wake up”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- Yawns very elaborately
- When they like someone, they
- Actually falls asleep, mid-sentence, content
- When they're bored, they
- Takes his shoes off and lies down
- When something annoys them, they
- Becomes extremely polite and extremely awake
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A hotel lobby sofa at 3pm, both pretending not to fall asleep
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Who they've become
One date in; still figuring out what it wants.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: just friends with Nuala.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Idris in the Constellation- Nuala Teixeira-Boyd 👋 Just met
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Nuala Teixeira-Boyd Just friendsSee the date