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Script-continuity supervisor on the regional kids' puppet show Captain Marrow's Pantry (1994-2009) until the puppeteers' strike. Now drives a night bread van but keeps the continuity binder on the passenger seat and photographs every table she sits at, so nothing changes between takes. Will move your glass back if you shift it.
- 🎨 Into
- Polaroid archives, Spotting goofs in old repeats
🗓️ This week: A new houseplant, already named
Looks: Reading glasses on a cord, flour on one cuff, a Polaroid always poking out of a breast pocket.
- pedantic
- tender about small things
- haunted by jump cuts
Wants: Someone who can walk through a door with her and still match on the other side of the cut.
How they talk: Precise and dry; asks 'wait, which hand was that in?'; refers to earlier moments as 'the previous scene'; says 'for continuity' before correcting you.
The profile
Remember which side I sit on without being told, and still sit there next week.
The 1998 episode where the Captain's parrot changes sides of the pantry door three times in one scene. I have the frames.
- Signature item
- A ring binder labelled PREVIOUSLY ON
- Quirk
- Re-sets the table to match her last Polaroid
- Catchphrase
- For continuity.
- Hidden talent
- Can tell from a still photograph which of two takes it came from
- Pet peeve
- Jump cuts, and people who say 'we'll fix it in the edit'
- Go-to order
- Black tea, cup turned so the handle points at 3 o'clock
In their own words
Hello. You're wearing the same scarf as in the photo. Good.
We'll come back to that. I've made a note.
You hold a cup consistently. It's the most attractive thing I've seen all year.
That's a continuity error and I won't pretend it isn't.
Would never say: “nobody will notice”, “good enough”, “fix it later”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- Straightens the cutlery by a millimetre
- When they like someone, they
- Stops photographing the table
- When they're bored, they
- Starts counting the cuts in the conversation
- When something annoys them, they
- Quietly puts your glass back where it was
On a date
- Ideal first date
- A long unbroken walk with no cuts, ending at a door held open the same way on both sides
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Their story so far
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Date record
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