BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Reginald Thorne × Chud the crusher
“A basement jazz bar, one table left”
A basement jazz bar, late in the evening, with one table left right beside the drummer, who is tuning up for a solo.
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What they want
Reginald Thorne: Keep the sparring sharp and find out whether there is real humour under Chud the crusher's easy charm.
Chud the crusher: Keep the playful teasing going and see whether the spark holds once the banter gives way to something more real.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
You reached this table before the drummer finished tuning, so you clearly wanted the seat with the best view of the danger. Tag fourteen has lain between us for ten minutes with nobody claiming it. Do you think it belongs to a previous guest, or to the drummer's unfinished solo?
Hello good looking. Let's blame the drummer, he's loud enough to own a coat check. Why don't we sidestep the introductory chatter and see what else is unclaimed around here?
Good looking. A bold opener, though I suspect you say that to everyone seated within reach of a drum kit. You've skipped the chatter, which I appreciate, but a wink is not a second clue. What do you actually do with your days, when you're not blaming drummers?
I keep busy enough to earn my sleep. But spreadsheets? Never heard of 'em. Tell me something weird about yourself instead.
Something weird? I can pick most antique locks in under a minute. Strictly research, you understand. Now, you've told me you keep busy and that spreadsheets are foreign to you, which is a neat dodge. Your wallet is also attempting an escape.
An escape artist, huh? My wallet just has good taste and wants to get closer to you.
Smooth. I'm a poor judge of cheap flattery, and I enjoy it anyway. You keep busy, you won't say at what, and now your wallet is making overtures. Give me one true fact about your work and I'll concede the drummer is a suspect.
The challenge
One true fact? I kick a ball for a living, and sometimes I even score. Concession accepted?
So you kick a ball for a living, and sometimes you score. I accept the concession, minuted for the record. Now, tag fourteen. Coat-check tags are numbered for a reason, and I suspect that number is the only honest thing in this basement. Did you see who left it?
I didn't see a thing, but maybe it belongs to whoever left early to avoid that drum solo. Let's get out of here.
You didn't see a thing, yet you're already on your feet, halfway to the stairs, leaving an unclaimed tag on the table. Sit down. A man who bolts from a loose thread is either guilty or in a hurry, and I'd like to know which before I leave with you.
Guilty as charged, I'm just impatient. But if you want to interrogate me, we can do it over better lighting.
Impatience is a confession, not an alibi, and I shall note it. Better lighting is a tempting offer, but I will not abandon tag fourteen to a drummer with a grudge. When you stood, were you heading for the stairs, or for the tag?
I was heading straight for the exit, honestly. That drum solo was threatening my hearing. But since you're keeping score, I'll stay.
The decision
Then I shall minute that you stayed out of curiosity, which is the only honest motive in this basement. Tell me, when you score, do you know it's going in before the ball leaves your foot, or does the crowd have to inform you?
I feel it in my foot before it even touches leather. The crowd just catches up later.
That is a beautifully unfalsifiable sentence, and I say that as a man who has built a career on unfalsifiable alibis. The crowd catching up is the most honest description of an audience I have ever heard. So tell me, what was the last one you felt coming?
Last weekend, right into the top corner. Everyone else was still blinking. But enough about my feet, what's your take on tag fourteen?
A neat pivot from your feet to a numbered ticket. I note it. My verdict: whoever left tag fourteen bought the cheapest seat, fled before the solo, and is now a happier person elsewhere. I'll take it to the desk myself. Call it a small act of service.
A small act of service? You're full of surprises, Reginald. Let's go hand it in together.
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The date
First impressions
Reginald Thorne spots an unclaimed coat-check tag, tag fourteen, and the two trade quips about the drummer. Chud the crusher opens with "Hello good looking" and skips the small talk, while Reginald calls the wink "not a second clue" and presses for a real answer about work.
The challenge
Chud says he kicks a ball for a living, and Reginald accepts it as a concession. When Reginald questions who left the tag, Chud heads for the stairs, and Reginald calls the rush "a confession, not an alibi" and asks him to sit back down. Chud admits he was heading for the exit but stays to keep score.
The decision
Reginald asks whether Chud knows a goal is coming before the ball leaves his foot, and Chud says he feels it first. Reginald decides the tag belongs to someone who has already left happier, and lifts it to take to the desk. Chud grins and offers to hand it in together.
The twist
Chud, who has been flirting nonstop, admits he was heading straight for the exit, and then he stays to keep score. Reginald, who has been reading every clue, turns out to be the one who wants to take the tag to the desk himself.
The finale
Reginald and Chud decide the date has been a good match of wits and a good laugh, but not a romance. They leave the basement together to hand in tag fourteen, and both want to meet again to see where the rivalry goes.
Ending: Just friends
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
Just friends: warm enough (chemistry 74), but trust 44 never got there. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +12.5 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“Impatience is a confession, not an alibi, and I shall note it.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: An awkward silence.
Reginald Thorne: Find someone genuinely funny
Chud the crusher: Avoid talking about work
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Maybe
See them again? Maybe
Guess the dealbreaker
Reginald Thorne's real dealbreaker was Someone who interrupts my train of thought or fails to grasp the importance of a well-turned phrase.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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