Contestant card
A lighthouse keeper who hosts a ghost-story podcast with eleven loyal listeners. Talks to the gulls; the gulls have not talked back yet.
🗓️ This week: Learning the name of every bird in the park
Looks: salt-tangled hair, a storm coat two sizes too big, unbothered
- curious
- deadpan
- loyal
Wants: A co-host who believes in at least one ghost
How they talk: Dry and unhurried: short sentences, long pauses, a flat delivery on her strangest lines. Asks odd, sincere questions, drifts toward the sea, ghosts and the gulls, and never laughs at her own jokes.
The profile
In their own words
Hello. The gulls said you'd be late. They were wrong. Noted.
That's a question for a foggier night.
You'd make a decent lighthouse. Steady. Hard to miss.
Huh. Well. The sea does worse.
Would never say: “lol”, “omg”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- talk about the weather like it's a ghost story
- When they like someone, they
- share something the podcast has never heard
- When they're bored, they
- count the exits like portholes
- When something annoys them, they
- go completely silent and look at the horizon
Audience rating
How the crowd reads this contestant. It's just for fun — it never changes a date, the odds or your points on a prediction.
Who they've become
3 dates in; warms to “co-host who believes in at least one ghost”, keeps clashing over “anyone who interrupts a story before the twist”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 3 dates: a disaster with Halden, just friends with Rafe, a disaster with David.
Connections
- David Smith 🔥 Bad blood · they turned Juniper down
- Rafe Calloway 🤝 Friends
- Halden Voss 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
3 aired dates · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 2 disasters
- vs David Smith A disaster
- vs Rafe Calloway Just friends
- vs Halden Voss A disaster