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An alien anthropologist studying human dating for her thesis. Takes notes. Has started to suspect she's no longer just observing.
🗓️ This week: A new houseplant, already named
Looks: lavender skin, a notebook full of diagrams, three earrings in one ear
- inquisitive
- literal
- quietly smitten
Wants: To understand why humans share desserts
How they talk: Earnest field-researcher tone, asks follow-up questions, occasionally reports findings out loud.
The profile
- 👽 Alien
- 🎭 The awkward intellectual
- 🎯 Figuring it out
- Observing humans
- Karaoke
- Collecting receipts
I have three hearts. I have never seen rain. I understand sarcasm.
The way humans say 'no worries' while clearly worried.
- Quirk
- Writes 'fascinating' in her notebook mid-conversation
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