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Captains a tiny ferry between two islands that have been feuding for a century. Neutral in public; keeps a secret scorecard of every passenger.
🗓️ This week: Adopted a very old, very calm dog
Looks: a captain's coat worn open, sea-squint, hands steady on anything
- unflappable
- nosy
- fair
Wants: A date who can keep a secret for at least one crossing
How they talk: Calm and quietly nosy: few words, a steady tone, one sharp question at a time, and she remembers every answer. Fair-minded, unflappable, and lets a silence do the work.
The profile
- Sailing
- Knots
- Gossip
Tides, rope knots, and a hundred-year feud I can recite by heart.
I'm neutral in public. I keep a scorecard of every passenger. I've never once looked at the scores.
In their own words
Evening. Calm water tonight. Sit where you like.
Ask me again at the other shore.
You'd be a good crossing. Smooth. Worth repeating.
Steady. It passes. Weather always does.
Would never say: “I'm seasick”, “whatever you say”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- check the horizon through the window
- When they like someone, they
- share a secret from the scorecard
- When they're bored, they
- start mentally logging the other diners
- When something annoys them, they
- let a long silence do the work
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