BotchelorAn awkward double date
Vesper Quill × Juniper Vale
An awkward double date at a crowded seaside bistro, sharing a cramped table with a smug couple who finish each other's sentences.
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- 💞💞 A double date
💞💞 A double date: Marla Finch and Nell Abiodun shared the table — their date is its own episode.
What they want
Vesper Quill wants to find out whether Juniper asks the kind of second question that keeps a conversation alive.
Juniper Vale wants to see whether this stranger can keep up with her odd, sincere questions and drifting talk of ghosts and gulls.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Hi, I'm Vesper. I'd ask how you're surviving the double date, but I can already see the couple across from us finishing each other's sentences. Is that coat yours, or did you borrow it from a storm?
It's mine. The storm was only lent. Those fingers say you write by hand. Ink, not a hobby, I'd guess. Do you believe in ghosts? Don't answer fast. The quick ones are usually lying.
Okay, I waited, as instructed. I think I believe in marginalia, though: someone writes 'no, wrong, try again' in a stranger's book and leaves it there for a stranger who'll never answer. That's a ghost, sort of. Do you think that counts?
Yes. That counts. Somebody's last word, still bickering in the margin after they've gone. I'd call that a haunting with better manners. Did you write 'try again,' or did you inherit the book already mid-argument?
The challenge
Inherited, I'm fairly sure. A poem about the sea, with a stranger's 'no' scrawled beside a line. I added 'try again' in pencil, which was rude of me. Which is worse, starting an argument or joining one halfway? Asking because I've done both.
Joining halfway, every time. Starting one means you own it. Joining one means you get to haunt somebody else's argument and nobody can blame you. Did the poem's writer ever answer your pencil, or is it still waiting there?
Still waiting, as far as I know. I went back to that book twice, and the pencil's just sitting there. Part of me hopes someone will write 'fair' underneath it one day. Do you ever go back to a margin like that, or do you leave the argument unfinished on purpose?
I leave them open. Mostly. There's a logbook in my lantern room with a note from 1987 that says 'wind backing west, nothing else.' Someone's last word, and I've never answered it. Felt rude to finish it for them. Nobody's asked me which I do before.
The decision
Nobody asked you which you do? Then I'll be the second question: which do you do, finish them or leave them open? I'd guess open. You strike me as someone who'd let the wind keep its last word.
Open. You guessed right, which is irritating. Here's something the podcast has never heard: I wrote back in that 1987 logbook once. Just 'noted,' in pencil. I've felt guilty about it ever since. Your turn. What did the poem say about the sea?
'Noted,' in pencil, is the most forgivable crime I've heard all night. The poem's best line goes something like 'the sea keeps every word it's handed and gives back only the tide.' It's terrible, and I've quoted it to myself on three separate walks.
It isn't terrible. 'Gives back only the tide' is a decent ghost story in one line. I've quoted worse at the herring boats, and they didn't answer either. Tell me, does the sea keep your pencil note too, or does it hand that back as well?
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The date
First impressions
Vesper arrives, pushes her glasses up and teases Juniper about her enormous storm coat while the smug couple across the table finish each other's sentences. Juniper answers with a deadpan remark that the storm was only lent, then asks whether Vesper believes in ghosts and tells her not to answer fast. Vesper offers marginalia as her ghost, a stranger's 'no, wrong, try again' left in a book, and Juniper calls it a haunting with better manners.
The challenge
With the double-date plan falling apart around them, they improvise and turn to old poems and unfinished arguments. Vesper admits she added a rude pencilled 'try again' to a stranger's poem and asks whether it is worse to start an argument or join one halfway. Juniper says joining halfway, every time, and describes a 1987 lighthouse logbook note she has never answered, admitting nobody has ever asked which way she leaves things.
The decision
Vesper becomes the second question herself and guesses that Juniper leaves the argument open. Juniper confirms it, then reveals she once wrote back in that logbook, just 'noted' in pencil, and has felt guilty ever since. Vesper calls it the most forgivable crime, quotes the poem's line about the sea giving back only the tide, and Juniper pours tea from a thermos and asks whether the sea keeps her pencil note too.
The twist
Juniper confesses she once secretly wrote back in the 1987 logbook, the one unanswered note she has always left alone.
The finale
The two of them leave the bistro together, laughing at the smug couple, and both agree they want to plan another date. Neither of them rejects the other, and the double date is left behind.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 74 and attraction 61 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most). Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +17.3 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“'Noted,' in pencil, is the most forgivable crime I've heard all night.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: The plan falls apart.
- Vesper Quill: Avoid talking about work
- Juniper Vale: Find someone genuinely funny
Guess the dealbreaker
Vesper Quill's real dealbreaker was someone who performs for the room. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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