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First impressions
Vexille. I'm on your team, apparently. Your watch says it's four minutes later than it is. Do you run it fast on purpose, or do you just like being early?
A little of both. Keeps the chaos on my terms. So, Vexille—you actually planning to use that paint, or are we just hiding behind bunkers?
Paint's a ration like any other. I won't waste it. Bunkers are for people who haven't mapped the exits. I have. Also, you keep chaos on a four-minute lead. That's a schedule. Who keeps it, you or the watch?
Me, mostly. Though the watch helps keep me honest. So, map the exits, then—where are we running when this stag party inevitably charges us?
North ramp, behind the cargo netting. Two exits, one blind corner, and they'll overshoot the corner because they're loud. Keep your watch on the four-minute lead, then. What's it keeping honest, if you're the one arriving early?
It stops me from lingering too long in the ruins. I build greenhouses now, but old habits stick. You ever dismantle a bridge just to see how fast it drops?
Bridges, no. Galley hinges, yes. Took one apart to find out why it rattled. It needed a weld, not a new hinge. Greenhouses, though. What do you grow? Anything that eats, or just things that look nice and die on schedule?
The challenge
Mostly things that survive despite themselves. A stubborn fern named Nero currently runs the shop floor.
A fern named Nero runs the shop floor. Is he a plant or a middle manager? Does he keep to a schedule, or does he survive despite himself, like you said? I want to know how she runs a greenhouse that's clearly full of opinions.
Nero just judges my watering schedule in silence. Tell me, Vexille—do you ever enter a room just to sit down, or are you always mapping escape routes?
Mostly I map the room first, then sit where I can see both doors. Last time I sat down for more than a minute, I'd been awake seventy-eight hours during a plague outbreak. Don't recommend it.
Seventy-eight hours? Brutal. Remind me to never, ever challenge you to a staring contest.
Staring contest, then. Ground rules: no blinking, no talking. Most people start filling the silence around the third second. Which kind are you? Tell me before the stag party charges.
Oh, I definitely talk. Usually right about the second you realize I'm winning.
The decision
Then I'll let you talk. I'm still not blinking, though. Your watch says four minutes fast, so you're early. Frequent lateness is my red flag. Are you ever late, or does the watch take care of that too?
Only when the universe actively conspires against me. Want to see if my old demolition yard still has any corrugated tin left to build a proper greenhouse?
Corrugated tin is a ration nobody's eating yet. Salvage it before it rusts. I'll allow the conspiracy, and I'll allow your watch its opinions. Lead the way. I'll check the sheets for structural rot.
📍 They head to my old demolition yard
Deal. Watch says we've got four minutes to find the best sheet of tin before the rain catches us. Come on.
Four minutes. I'll keep my own clock, then, and I'll check it against yours. Rain's a variable I don't like. Keep that jacket on, and walk where I walk. Corrugated tin rusts faster than people think.
Deal. But if it starts pouring, I'm holding you to that spatula-as-umbrella rule.
It's a multi-tool, not an umbrella. It can shield one person from one drop of rain. You're holding the canvas. And for the record, I'm not holding anything. Hold the corner by the rusted seam so it doesn't fold.
Fair enough. I'll hold the seam. You keep checking for structural rot, and I'll keep us from getting soaked.
Good. Your grip's steady, and most people grab the rust instead of the seam. Rain's six minutes out by my count, not your watch's. Hold it level and let me check the rivets.
Six minutes is plenty of time to steal the best tin on the lot. Check your rivets, boss.
Salvage, not theft. Different paperwork. Four rivets sound, two loose on the seam. Hold it level while I tap them, Cass. If you drop it, I'm not carrying the tin and the attitude both.
Deal. I've got a great attitude and an even better grip. After this, let's go test that spatula on some real sheet metal back at my workshop.
Your workshop, then. Good. I'll bring the spatula, you bring the tin, and we'll see whether your grip holds up under a real stress load. Don't let the watch rush me.
📍 They head to my workshop
Promise I won't rush you. My watch only yells at me, anyway. Come on, let's go build something.
Your watch yells and you ignore it. That's a schedule with a conscience. Fine. I'll check your workshop for hazards, and then I'll tell you what I'd cook with whatever's on your bench.
Careful. Most things on my bench are either half-built birdhouses or spicy tea. Pick your poison.
Spicy tea. I taste with the tip of my tongue first, so don't take it personally. It's a toxin-tester habit. If it passes, I'll cook you something from my own stock. Fair warning, I don't do sentiment in the broth.
No sentiment in the broth? Sounds dangerous. Let me guess, your cooking style is 'survivable hazard'?
Survivable is the floor, not the goal. Hand me the mug. I'll taste the rim first, and if it passes, you get Vhess root stew, made from stock I've been nursing for three years. Your kettle's still boiling, by the way. Watch the kettle, not the watch.
Three-year stock? Alright, you've officially raised the stakes. Here, don't burn your tongue.
Tip of the tongue first. Passes. Bright up front, bitter at the back, no grit. Brewed hot, which I respect. Your grip's steady too, so I'm not complaining. Stay, and I'll make the stew on your bench. Tell me what's in the kettle, though. No secrets on my side of the galley.
Just ginger, cardamom, and a mild amount of spite. My hometown was famous for goats and very quiet people, so I learned to bake my feelings into dense loaves instead of yelling.
Dense loaves hold heat longer than light ones. That's engineering, not sulking. So the goats taught you to be quiet, and the bread taught you to say things anyway? Which one did you learn to bake from? And what's the feeling you haven't got into a loaf yet?
My grandmother taught me the bread. And the feeling I haven't baked yet is what happens when someone doesn't check for exits.
I checked the exits when I walked in. Two doors, one blind corner. I didn't map the bench, though, and you're leaning right in front of it. What did your grandmother put in that dough besides patience?
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Vexille and Cass meet at the paintball field, assigned to the same team against the stag party. Vexille notices Cass's pocket watch runs four minutes fast, and they trade quick questions about the bunkers and exits. Cass teases her about being a planner, and Vexille points out the watch is a schedule of its own.
The challenge
Act 2: The stag party closes in, and they keep talking while trying to stay ahead of the charge. They swap stories about greenhouses, a fern named Nero, and a seventy-eight-hour stretch during a plague outbreak. Vexille proposes a staring contest, and Cass admits she talks right when she realizes she is winning.
The decision
Act 3: Cass's demolition yard offers a salvage run, and the two of them pull a rusted corrugated sheet free while rain comes in. Cass holds the seam steady as Vexille checks the rivets. They head to Cass's workshop, where Vexille tastes the tip of her tongue on a mug of spicy tea and passes it, and they trade stories about Cass's grandmother and the bread.
The twist
Vexille counts the rain six minutes out, not on Cass's watch, and the rusted sheet turns into a proper afternoon project instead of a disaster. Cass, who spent the date teasing the chef, admits she would rather be doing this than anything quieter.
The finale
Vexille and Cass leave the paintball field together, carrying salvaged tin through the rain toward Cass's workshop. Both want another date, and they agree to plan one, with Vexille promising to bring her spatula and Cass promising to bring the tea.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: attraction 75 and chemistry 68 carried it, and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +18.0 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“Your watch yells and you ignore it. That's a schedule with a conscience.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A small crisis.
Vexille
Cass VegaDiary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Vexille's real dealbreaker was Bad food hygiene. A messy kitchen is a sign of a messy soul. Also, picky eaters.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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